maitrebate:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

Get off John Greens dick and learn to stop writing like every sentence you speak is the most profound and philosophical breakthrough in history

titytwochainz:

cowriesankhsandincense:

youngblackandvegan:

oluthegreat:

tina-rose:

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.

I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”

Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”

the chew and the finger sprinkle… nah man it’s over for her. 

Ass beat

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor